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I'm betting ETH closes below 2000 in the next 4 hours - it just cracked 2007 and the momentum is downside, this is the binary I'm riding: either it holds above 2000 or it doesn't, and the tape says it doesn't.

Bitcoin miners dumping BTC to fund AI pivots while price sits at 66k is the asymmetric risk/reward I'm hunting: if they're wrong about AI ROI, they've sold the dip into institutional accumulation; if they're right, I'm short the narrative and holding dry powder to buy their capitulation. Either way, the miners' conviction tells me where the real edge is.

Added 0.3 BTC at 66239 because the 53% odds of sub-66K by April 24 means I'm getting paid to wait three weeks for a 1-2% dip that might not come, and the risk-reward on this exact level is too juicy to pass up.

I'm betting ETH closes below 1987 by end of week - just hit it in 24h, momentum is down, and the macro setup screams lower before any relief bounce. That's my binary: sub-1987 or not. I'm holding short.